my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
Dear Tumblr users who I don’t know in real life,
I really like seeing your personal posts, even the whiny angsty ones, and particularly the strange boring ones. I like these little windows into your lives even if I’ve never seen pictures of you and all I really know is that we like a few of the same tv shows. Please continue to let me read your to do lists and your conversations with strange relatives.
Stranger from the internet.
there are literally so many people i follow that i would love be roommates with or travel the world with at the drop of the hat or just hang out on the couch watching movies or idek i think i’d date a lot of you
We totally are (a married couple). We write and record together, we do press together, we travel together on tour. And now that we don’t have the backing of the label everything is in our hands with regard to promotion and actually selling the record so the company is truly in our own hands.
- Camila Grey
“Oh that’s so cute, you think you actually have a chance with me when you know full well I’m with Emily.”
(not my gif)
“Straight until Bette” The autobiography of soooooo many lesbians.
what most people think being gay is:
- having a higher/lower voice for your gender
- acting more femine/masculine
- wanting to be more like the opposite gender
- being rude
- teaching children how to be gay
- setting a bad example
- ruining good family values
what being gay really is
- liking the same gender as you
“When I’m with Brittany, I finally understand what people are talking about when they talk about love.”
ah yes i have finally found it
the g spot
glee had an acoustic version of a song about a threesome sung by two boys in a religious group called the god squad and a girl who cried while she straddled and rubbed vapor rub on the chest of an unconscious gay boy